Dumbstruck Empire

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This was not a simple altruism or generosity on my part.  It would look foolish any other way.  She hit the screen like a bomb. ~ Gregory Peck

History seems to indicate over and over again that Gregory Peck was a super fucking fella.

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owenhartofficial:

Maybe if Owen hadn’t been such a goddamn whiner.

"whiner" i THINK YOU MEAN

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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"I like the moments of darkness before dawn," she said. "Probably because it’s a clean slate. Clean and unused."

- Haruki Murakami - Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World (via murakamistuff)

Monty Python Films | 4 Gif-Posters

THESE ARE AMAZING.

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tutuonebe:

i made a thing

LMAO.

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mrandmrseventwofive:

Yesenia Linares

—From Mrs.

For some reason, I really like the one with the cigarette.

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oh-totoro:

YAY!!! I cannot believe it, but I have reached a phenomenal 50,000 followers (now 55,555)! That’s 49,500 more than I ever hoped to have, hehe, and to celebrate and say thank you for your unbelievable support, I want to give a little something back.


There will be three lucky winners who will each win one of these prizes…

1ST PRIZE:
The large Oh-Totoro (grey) plushie.

2ND PRIZE:
The medium Chu-Totoro (blue) plushie.

3RD PRIZE:
The small Chibi-Totoro (white) plushie.

All three of these plushies are genuine Japanese merchandise and feature the official “Approved by Studio Ghibli” sticker, so are very high quality! ^___^


HOW TO ENTER:

1. You must be following oh-totoro
     - I will check this after making the draw and redraw if necessary.
2. You must reblog this post.
     - Each reblog counts as an entry. You may reblog once per day.
3. You must be willing to give me your postal address.
     - Well, this should be obvious.
4. A photo of each winner with their prize would be greatly appreciated so I can reblog it to oh-totoro, but this is not a requirement.


DATE OF DRAW:

Thursday 31st July 2014 (and will be announced a week later)

I will contact the three winners on this date and give them 48 hours to respond to my Ask. If I don’t receive a response, I will nudge up those who have responded and redraw the lowest prize. This will also be the case if Asks are not enabled. Make sure your Asks are enabled!


WHO CAN ENTER:

Anybody can enter. I will post to any country. So don’t miss out!

Good luck! x

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